Terms of Use

PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE (the “Terms,” the “Agreement,” or this “Solemn and Binding Covenant”) carefully before accessing, browsing, perusing, scrolling, or otherwise feasting your eyes upon The Moody Menu (the “Site,” the “Service,” or this “Humble Collection of Recipes”).

By creating an account, ticking a checkbox, hovering with intent, or in any manner whatsoever making use of the Site, you (“you,” the “User,” or the “Hungry Party of the First Part”) acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by these Terms in their entirety, including the several paragraphs you fully intend to skim.

WHEREAS the Site exists to share recipes among family and friends; and WHEREAS the operators of the Site (collectively, “we,” “us,” the “Staff,” the “Management,” or “Whoever Happens To Be Holding The Wooden Spoon”) wish to keep this a pleasant place; and WHEREAS established custom holds that no website may lawfully exist without several columns of impenetrable preamble; NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises set forth herein and other good and delicious consideration, the parties agree as follows:

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The part that actually matters

Stripped of the foregoing ceremony, the entirety of your obligation under this Agreement is this:

1. Don’t be a dick. Be kind, share good food, keep the comments friendly, and credit people where credit is due.
2. If you are a dick, the Staff (or whoever) may make you vanish off the face of this website — your account, your posts, your comments, poof — at our sole discretion, without notice, refund, appeal, or a lengthy explanation.

That’s the whole deal. Everything above the line was for the lawyers; the two points below it are the agreement. We may tidy up these Terms from time to time, and continuing to use the Site means you’re fine with the tidied-up version.

Thanks for being here, and pass the salt.